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WOT (Captain Sensible cover)

He said captain, he said wot
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want
He said captain, he said wot
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want

He said captain, he said wot
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want, oooh!
He said captain, he said wot
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want, oooh!)

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
But this cat starts banging, man, what a swine
So I called reception but to no avail
That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale

It went bang (Bang!), I said shut up
It went bang (Bang!), I said rap up
Well, I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk

He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, he said wot
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want

Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don't work you get no pay
I've been to the east, I've been to the west
But the girls I like most are the ones undressed

Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean
I've had a greatful of you and I'm feelin' bad
Well, you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad

He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want

(He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want, oooh!)

He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want

(He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot d'ya want, oooh!)

He said captain, he said wot
He said captain, he said wot d'ya want